We were at McDonald's tonight feeding our arteries a good dose of cholesterol and happened to be sitting beside two teenagers talking about life and babies. Listening to teenagers talk fascinates me. It's almost like there's an art to it, finding the perfect places to add in the like's, way's, totally's, so's and whatever the swear word of the day might be. And, of course, being able to master talking just loud enough to echo so those who didn't want to hear about HOW LONG YOU GOT TO SLEEP IN THIS MORNING (bitch) get to find out not only that but all the details of their daily life in the matter of minutes. It's almost like watching a sequal to Romy and Michelle or Legally Blonde unfold right before your eyes.
Words of wisdom from one teenager to another: "No fuckin' way, man. I'm so not having a baby. That's like totally way too intense for me! Like, so not going there."
Did we all really talk like that when we were teenagers too because that would be like so way totally fucked up right there!
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