Kids Say The Darndest Things: Man vs. Woman

Conversation between Bella and Lucas while they were getting ready for bed...

Lucas: You don't have a wiener, Bella.

Bella: I know.

Lucas: You have a vagina.

Bella: No I don't. Stop saying that.

Lucas: Yes you do.

Bella (not understanding Lucas and getting frustrated): No. I. don't!

Lucas (in his sweet, reassuring voice): Yes you do, Bella. We all have privates.

Bella: I. don't. have. privates! (not understanding what privates actually means)

Lucas: Yes, everyone has either a wiener or a vagina, a bum and armpits.